Cows and Washing Machines: a scene for two actors
Setting: This morning, 9:45 am, the Light's house
Mom: The Lewis' have a cow out.
Mom: One of Tonya and Floyd's cows got out and it's in their front yard.
Mom: I called them and told them it was the blonde-ish looking one. They said it gets out a lot.
Jenna: We should go play with it!
Mom: When I drove by a second ago it was eating grass right in fron of their porch. They said it wouldn't wander off.
Jenna (voice gets louder as the excitment grows): I want a pet cow. I wonder if Uncle Richard and Aunt Kristie would sell me a calf...
Mom: You could just go play with the Lewis' cows.
Jenna (being somewhat really loud now): I guess we could just run over there and play with it and be all like, "HI, COW!!!!"
Mom (whispering): Jenna....the washing machine repair man is here...
Washing Machine repair man: *clinks tools around casually to confirm Mom's statement*
...true story, unfortunatly.
It wouldn't be so bad except the washing machine guy's brother is an elder at our church...yay.