I just discovered that Rolla has a visitor's site: www.visitrolla.com.

To tell the truth, it's pretty cool. It makes Rolla look like a pretty spiffy place to live.

Which it is.

I think.

I guess I've never thought of Rolla as a 'spiffy' place.

The only lame thing about the site is that in the list of places to shop, Wal Mart is listed.

Can't you just see some Arkansas family stumbling upon visitrolla.com and saying, "Hey, ya'll! Let's go to Rolla; they have a Wal Mart."

That was mean. I like Arkansas people. I'm hoping to be an Arkansas person next school year.

Oh, dear.

I'm going to come back with an accent.

Oh, dear.